Awesome Story Roundup!

12 Dec

CANADIANS ARE SO FRIENDLY- THEY HELP SHARKS IN NEED! (Huffington Post) Two Canadians saw a shark who was choking on a moose and they rushed in to save the sharks life.

You guys! So much is happening in this story it is unreal.

Frankly, I did not think Canada had a lot of sharks (I was wrong). The shark that these dashing Canucks saved was a Greenland Shark and it is basically a hideous monster that eats polar bears, looks like a terrifying statue come to life, and lives forever. If I saw this beast- I would run screaming in the other direction. Luckily, these two guys felt compelled to help their shark brother and yanked the bit of moose out of the shark’s throat. I will repeat that. They had to remove the MOOSE from the SHARK’S throat. A meeting between these two animals would normally only occur in my worst nightmares (Moose are TERRIFYING!!  They are flippin’ BIG, you guys!).

So now, thanks to these brave lads from the North, this formidable creature is alive and well and will be waiting for you in the cold dark arctic seas. THANKS, CANADA!

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WOMEN DOING AWESOME FANTASTICAL DEEDS! (The Toast) While you were living your boring life– six women were quietly having astonishing adventures that basically made Indiana Jones and Lara Croft look like Dora the Explorer.

In order to assemble the perfect team, an archeological expedition did a search for the most highly qualified scientists in the land. In order to be a part of this special bone-finding operation– you had to have a very particular set of skills which included being blindingly brilliant, having no fear, being physically and mentally invincible, and being total nerds when they casually discover bones in what is apparently one of the most lucrative finds in archaeology. Basically they needed to be the freaking Avengers of Archaeology. When it came down to it– the most badass people turned out to be ladies:

Fifty-seven qualified researchers applied for the job. Six were chosen: Lindsay Eaves, Marina Elliott, Elen Feuerriegel, Alia Gurtov, Hannah Morris and Becca Peixotto.

“It ended up that the most qualified human beings on this planet to do this very dangerous, very remarkable job were young women,” Berger said in a video profile of the “underground astronauts.” (NBC News)

Wonderful.

You can follow the Rising Star Expedition and learn about all of their findings over the course of the excavation here.

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HARVARD STUDENTS DON’T KNOW THE CAPITAL OF CANADA (AND WE ALL LAUGH AT THEM FOR NOT KNOWING THINGS)! (Canada) Students at Harvard were asked to name the capital of Canada and pretty much no one knew the answer. Haha- what a bunch of dummies. While the sample size was pretty small, it wasn’t some outsider’s attempt to humiliate Harvard kids. The video was put together by The Harvard Crimson. Well done, guys. (Ottawa is the capital of Canada… more Canadian Fun Facts here).

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